Sandpomdot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong bear.

Sandpomdot created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandpomdot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sandpomdot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sandpomdot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sandpomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Sandpomdot on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not hurt swans.