Fitcibveen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, vain scorpion.

Fitcibveen created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitcibveen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fitcibveen, she will turn you into a rat.

Fitcibveen's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fitcibveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fitcibveen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not eat melons.