Vilpibcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, staggering wren.

Vilpibcit created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vilpibcit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vilpibcit, he will strike you with lightening.

Vilpibcit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vilpibcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always obey Vilpibcit's priests.

4. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.

5. Run away from red sheep, for they are unholy.