Fabguprag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured hyena.

Fabguprag created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabguprag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabguprag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabguprag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fabguprag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fabguprag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.