Tadbadnan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving centipede.

Tadbadnan created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadbadnan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tadbadnan, he will think nothing of it.

Tadbadnan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tadbadnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always obey Tadbadnan's priests.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.