Sisguppanfasligboss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless badger.

Sisguppanfasligboss created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Sisguppanfasligboss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sisguppanfasligboss, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sisguppanfasligboss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sisguppanfasligboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing red skirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your chest.