Stipmumdob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, strong owl.

Stipmumdob created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipmumdob, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stipmumdob, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stipmumdob's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Stipmumdob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stipmumdob.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Stipmumdob must be the most important thing in your life.