Dadmilbon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak meerkat.

Dadmilbon created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadmilbon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadmilbon, she will come to you in dreams.

Dadmilbon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dadmilbon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always pray immersed in water.