Boglipgup is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing slug.

Boglipgup created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglipgup, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Boglipgup, she will curse you with boils.

Boglipgup's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Boglipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Boglipgup's name in vain.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.