Talbitgess is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous eagle.

Talbitgess created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Talbitgess, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Talbitgess, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Talbitgess' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Talbitgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Worship no other gods but Talbitgess.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talbitgess.