Hivhandonsis Mabdagceb is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective capybara.

Hivhandonsis Mabdagceb created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hivhandonsis Mabdagceb, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hivhandonsis Mabdagceb, it will turn you into a dog.

Hivhandonsis Mabdagceb's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hivhandonsis Mabdagceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Hide if nine voles approach from the north.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about black holes.