Vonhimbit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, moody gerbil.

Vonhimbit created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonhimbit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonhimbit, she will turn you into a rock.

Vonhimbit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vonhimbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vonhimbit.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.