Somfliggabhab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, emotional jackal.

Somfliggabhab created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Somfliggabhab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Somfliggabhab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Somfliggabhab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Somfliggabhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Somfliggabhab in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must love Somfliggabhab.

5. Feed all hungry mice.