Dobnelgid Nutquilldag Quamhamhaddob is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Dobnelgid Nutquilldag Quamhamhaddob created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnelgid Nutquilldag Quamhamhaddob, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dobnelgid Nutquilldag Quamhamhaddob, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dobnelgid Nutquilldag Quamhamhaddob's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dobnelgid Nutquilldag Quamhamhaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing scarves.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Put Dobnelgid Nutquilldag Quamhamhaddob first in all things.