Jontinrig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive camel.

Jontinrig created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jontinrig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jontinrig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jontinrig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jontinrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing gray stockings.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing seven lead spheres on your legs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.