Fadbudcebcarcudlistren is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, benevolent beaver.

Fadbudcebcarcudlistren created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadbudcebcarcudlistren, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadbudcebcarcudlistren, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fadbudcebcarcudlistren's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fadbudcebcarcudlistren's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Fadbudcebcarcudlistren loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Fadbudcebcarcudlistren in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not take Fadbudcebcarcudlistren's name in vain.