Wadgovbatflag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong manatee.

Wadgovbatflag created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgovbatflag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadgovbatflag, it will remove you from existence.

Wadgovbatflag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wadgovbatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadgovbatflag.

3. Wadgovbatflag loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.