Zakbesthivcep is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast bat.

Zakbesthivcep created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbesthivcep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zakbesthivcep, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zakbesthivcep's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zakbesthivcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Zakbesthivcep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away from white snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Zakbesthivcep on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.