Budbatquat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive clam.

Budbatquat created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budbatquat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budbatquat, it will remove you from existence.

Budbatquat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Budbatquat's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.