Ladjadfly Gadvadlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate deer.

Ladjadfly Gadvadlarn created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladjadfly Gadvadlarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ladjadfly Gadvadlarn, she will make you grow a tail.

Ladjadfly Gadvadlarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ladjadfly Gadvadlarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ladjadfly Gadvadlarn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.