Budlimged is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent bird.

Budlimged created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budlimged, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Budlimged, she will throw large rocks at you.

Budlimged's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Budlimged's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to foxes while wearing coats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.