Dumflapbug is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking lizard.

Dumflapbug created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumflapbug, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dumflapbug, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dumflapbug's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dumflapbug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dumflapbug.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumflapbug.

5. Do not speak about rice.