Capzagdon Yarlwegflan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sapient alligator.

Capzagdon Yarlwegflan created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Capzagdon Yarlwegflan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Capzagdon Yarlwegflan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Capzagdon Yarlwegflan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Capzagdon Yarlwegflan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Capzagdon Yarlwegflan.

2. Put Capzagdon Yarlwegflan first in all things.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.