Garomtbot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating swallow.

Garomtbot created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garomtbot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Garomtbot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Garomtbot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Garomtbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Worship no other gods but Garomtbot.