Benparkjaplimsugbogarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair manatee.

Benparkjaplimsugbogarp created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Benparkjaplimsugbogarp, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Benparkjaplimsugbogarp, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Benparkjaplimsugbogarp's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Benparkjaplimsugbogarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near snakes while wearing purple stockings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Hide from orange sheep for they are unholy.