Nildapzedmignutmadnarlarf is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome finch.

Nildapzedmignutmadnarlarf created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nildapzedmignutmadnarlarf, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nildapzedmignutmadnarlarf, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nildapzedmignutmadnarlarf's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nildapzedmignutmadnarlarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never think about moons.