Sompakved Bod Parkbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing centaur.

Sompakved Bod Parkbaf created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sompakved Bod Parkbaf, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sompakved Bod Parkbaf, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sompakved Bod Parkbaf's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sompakved Bod Parkbaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sompakved Bod Parkbaf.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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