Flow is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable crane.

Flow created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flow, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flow, he will not care.

Flow's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Flow first in all things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.