Voghengid Jabkoprentambegbugtin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, moody weasel.

Voghengid Jabkoprentambegbugtin created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Voghengid Jabkoprentambegbugtin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Voghengid Jabkoprentambegbugtin, she will think nothing of it.

Voghengid Jabkoprentambegbugtin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Voghengid Jabkoprentambegbugtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed cucumbers to pigs while wearing indigo scarves.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Voghengid Jabkoprentambegbugtin on top of important buildings.