Nartrothas is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving hydra.

Nartrothas created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartrothas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nartrothas, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nartrothas' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nartrothas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.