Tonjenkap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless donkey.

Tonjenkap created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Tonjenkap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tonjenkap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tonjenkap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tonjenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near grasshopers while wearing orange rings and balancing five nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing gray shorts and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Tonjenkap on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured great tits.