Getzagkik Badfotzan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless wasp.

Getzagkik Badfotzan created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getzagkik Badfotzan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Getzagkik Badfotzan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Getzagkik Badfotzan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Getzagkik Badfotzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing cyan hats.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing violet dresses and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.