Rutgarjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent troll.

Rutgarjarn created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutgarjarn, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rutgarjarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Rutgarjarn's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rutgarjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fire.