Jigmetpod is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable
newt.
Jigmetpod created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jigmetpod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Jigmetpod, it will send minions to preach to you.
Jigmetpod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Jigmetpod's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. You must never eat onions.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Erect five lead sculptures of Jigmetpod on top of important buildings.