Milgommatmetcan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective snail.

Milgommatmetcan created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milgommatmetcan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Milgommatmetcan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Milgommatmetcan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Milgommatmetcan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Milgommatmetcan on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near snails while wearing purple rings.