Cipyikjadbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody otter.

Cipyikjadbud created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipyikjadbud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipyikjadbud, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cipyikjadbud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cipyikjadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Cipyikjadbud.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.