Bommotcar Zaknabmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful mongoose.

Bommotcar Zaknabmot created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Bommotcar Zaknabmot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bommotcar Zaknabmot, it will curse you with boils.

Bommotcar Zaknabmot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bommotcar Zaknabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head mauve.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed lots of corn to birds while wearing turquoise jumpers.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.