Met is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane swan.

Met created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Met, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Met, it will ignore you.

Met's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Met's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed corn to doves while wearing tights.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.