Wegbesscissdonpon Yatgadarf Gatdidmad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil snake.

Wegbesscissdonpon Yatgadarf Gatdidmad created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbesscissdonpon Yatgadarf Gatdidmad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegbesscissdonpon Yatgadarf Gatdidmad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wegbesscissdonpon Yatgadarf Gatdidmad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wegbesscissdonpon Yatgadarf Gatdidmad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help seals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegbesscissdonpon Yatgadarf Gatdidmad.