Migbunhim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring mole.

Migbunhim created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migbunhim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Migbunhim, it will turn you into a rock.

Migbunhim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Migbunhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.