Gidnarlgid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Gidnarlgid created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidnarlgid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gidnarlgid, it will strike you with lightening.

Gidnarlgid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gidnarlgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to whales while wearing white shorts.

2. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never eat melons.