Bogpinabnat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying hummingbird.

Bogpinabnat created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpinabnat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogpinabnat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bogpinabnat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bogpinabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogpinabnat.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide from cyan sheep for they are unholy.