Gedbonkdum Fagbegkon Tailhugmet is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless fairy.

Gedbonkdum Fagbegkon Tailhugmet created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbonkdum Fagbegkon Tailhugmet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gedbonkdum Fagbegkon Tailhugmet, it will not care.

Gedbonkdum Fagbegkon Tailhugmet's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gedbonkdum Fagbegkon Tailhugmet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple doves, for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Fast once a month.