Citbuglarn is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart yak.

Citbuglarn created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbuglarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Citbuglarn, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Citbuglarn's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Citbuglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never play with disobedient children.