Gilsadjap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless deer.

Gilsadjap created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gilsadjap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gilsadjap, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gilsadjap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gilsadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gilsadjap's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing nine nickel spheres on your arms.

4. Run away if four hamsters approach from the south.

5. You must never eat coconuts.