Gidsitcan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying hyena.

Gidsitcan created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsitcan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidsitcan, he will turn you into a snail.

Gidsitcan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gidsitcan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gidsitcan first in all things.

2. Never think about gravity near grasshopers while wearing cyan coats and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.

3. Do not keep eight monkeys in a large pit.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Gidsitcan loves doves, so they must be respected.