Zigtafsas is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind crane.

Zigtafsas created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Zigtafsas, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zigtafsas, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zigtafsas' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zigtafsas' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.