Fossfebwon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, weak wombat.

Fossfebwon created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossfebwon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fossfebwon, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fossfebwon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fossfebwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Fossfebwon three times a day.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing fawn rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your face.

5. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing cyan boots and balancing nine silver spheres on your chest.