Cenorthog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless wyrm.

Cenorthog created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenorthog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cenorthog, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cenorthog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cenorthog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Never wear purple jumpers.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.