Gilfabhomnegjatvon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, loving ferret.

Gilfabhomnegjatvon created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilfabhomnegjatvon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gilfabhomnegjatvon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gilfabhomnegjatvon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gilfabhomnegjatvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Never eat green fruit.